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I'm sane, the voices tell me so…

Another bit of the banter that goes on in my head:

Flint: “Your reality? You mean that place where the pizza delivery guy comes from?”

Ravik: “… You really are clueless aren’t you? No you fool; it’s not where the pizza delivery guy comes from. I was being facetious about you and the butterflies and rainbows that shoot out of your ass on a continual basis.”

Flint (looking back): “What butterflies?”

Ravik: (sighs)

Flint: “You’re just mad because I’m happy and positive. You’re always killing things and breaking things and just being mean in general…”

Ravik: “At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.”

Flint: “See what I mean? You’re just a bad person and you think that gives you a right to hassle me.”

Ravik: “It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. Besides, if it wasn’t for me being around for you to compare yourself to, you’d be a little island of meaningless “happy”.”

Flint: “No unicorn is an island, but then, no unicorn is a potato salad, either.”

Ravik: “I… What!?”

Flint: “Potato salad… I happen to like potato salad. But I also know that I’m not made of it…”

Ravik: “…”

Ravik: “Someday, I'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.”