Another bit of the banter that goes on in my head:
Flint: “Your reality? You mean that place where the pizza delivery guy comes from?”
Ravik: “… You really are clueless aren’t you? No you fool; it’s not where the pizza delivery guy comes from. I was being facetious about you and the butterflies and rainbows that shoot out of your ass on a continual basis.”
Flint (looking back): “What butterflies?”
Ravik: (sighs)
Flint: “You’re just mad because I’m happy and positive. You’re always killing things and breaking things and just being mean in general…”
Ravik: “At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.”
Flint: “See what I mean? You’re just a bad person and you think that gives you a right to hassle me.”
Ravik: “It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off. Besides, if it wasn’t for me being around for you to compare yourself to, you’d be a little island of meaningless “happy”.”
Flint: “No unicorn is an island, but then, no unicorn is a potato salad, either.”
Ravik: “I… What!?”
Flint: “Potato salad… I happen to like potato salad. But I also know that I’m not made of it…”
Ravik: “…”
Ravik: “Someday, I’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.”